What are some funny puns?

What are some funny puns?

A man died today when a pile of books fell on him.

  • it means alot.
  • but that’s a whisk i’m willing to take.
  • My friend told me ten puns to try to make me laugh.
  • the shower usually gets turned on.
  • What is the funniest joke ever?

    20 Jokes That Can Make Absolutely Anyone Laugh “What’s a duck’s favorite snack? Cheese and QUACKers.” “I once saw a camel with no humps. His name was Humphrey.” “What did the pirate say when he turned 80? “What did the green grape say to the purple grape! “How does Jesus make tea? “How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? “What is Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

    What are the best short jokes?

    How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!

  • Rest in peace boiling water. You will be mist!
  • How do you throw a space party?
  • Want to hear a construction joke?
  • Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
  • I hate Russian dolls… they’re so full of themselves!
  • Talk is cheap?
  • Why did the gym close down?
  • Two artists had an art contest.
  • A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
  • What are some good classic jokes?

    What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals. Sadly, no pun in ten did. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

    What are the puns list?

    I’m no cheetah…you’re lion! Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar…You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence! Never date someone cross-eyed… You’ll always catch them seeing other people on the side! What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the refrigerator? Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana!