I hate Russian dolls… they’re so full of themselves!
Talk is cheap?
Why did the gym close down?
Two artists had an art contest.
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
What is the funniest joke ever?
20 Jokes That Can Make Absolutely Anyone Laugh “What’s a duck’s favorite snack? Cheese and QUACKers.” “I once saw a camel with no humps. His name was Humphrey.” “What did the pirate say when he turned 80? “What did the green grape say to the purple grape! “How does Jesus make tea? “How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? “What is Forest Gump’s Facebook password?
What jokes are funny?
1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
2. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
3. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor.
4. What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
5. How does a cucumber become a pickle?
6. What did one toilet say to the other?
7. What do you think of that new diner on the moon?
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What are some good clean jokes?
101 Good, Clean Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh Your Pants Off There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (…Only a fraction of people will get this clean joke.) What do dentists call their x-rays? Tooth pics! Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Do you want to hear a construction joke? Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
What are some interesting short stories?
look the trees are going behind!”
Shake off Your Problems. A man’s favorite donkey falls into a deep precipice.
The Elephant Rope.
and Coffee Beans.
A Dish of Ice Cream.
What are some good joke?
What did the snail who was riding on the turtle’s back say?
but you guys didn’t like it.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
but I was struggling to make hens meet.
Why do we tell actors to”break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
What does a pig put on dry skin?
What is the best joke?
The ugly and poor joke
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What is the funnies joke ever?
“What’s a duck’s favorite snack? Cheese and QUACKers.”
“I once saw a camel with no humps. His name was Humphrey.”
“What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
“What did the green grape say to the purple grape!
“How does Jesus make tea?
“How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
“What is Forest Gump’s Facebook password?
What are some clever puns?
How do you throw a space party? You planet.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
Nope.
but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.
it’s in my jeans.”
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says “Make me one with everything.”